Monthly Archives: December 2012

WHY is there HAM on my votive candle?

so much for setting the mood. I CAN’T HAVE NOTHING. I just lit this dang on candle, and the meat eater in the house AKA Dave decided to “toast” his ham on MY CANDLE! why Lord? I had sat the candle on the counter and when I came back into the room I noticed that the ambiance had changed from dim to obscure. THIS BOY had lain a piece of pork on my sexy candle!

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