The Scene: Last friday I chaperoned a trip to my son’s future middle school. I’d been STOOPID sick all week and was just getting over it. During the orientation we had a break for lunch and were all in the cafeteria eating lunch and becoming further “oriented” with school staff. I was doing a good job at being the upstanding parent until THIS… (as relayed via texts to my homegirl, referred to as “The Homie”)
Me (10:18am) >> Ooooooohhhhhhh DAYUM!
THE HOMIE (10:18am) >> Huh?..lol
ME (10:18am) >> I’m chaperoning a trip to Dave’s future middle school…and the Basketball Coach just showed up
ME (10:19am) >> This. Could. Be. A. ~praaaahblem~ 🙂
THE HOMIE (10:20am) >> Haaaaaaa!.. somebodys about to need extra practice
ME (10:20am) >> OOOH YEAH (kool-aid voice)
ME (10:20am) >> And his name is Mr. Diggs
THE HOMIE (10:21am) >> Lmao
THE HOMIE (10:22am) >> Oh he gon get dug alright
ME (10:22am) >> DUG OUT!
THE HOMIE (10:23am) >> LMAO
ME (10:23am) >> OHH my gosh I’m only 98%[better] and I just laughed OUT LOUD forreal
ME (10:23am)>> There was snot involved
THE HOMIE (10:24am) >> Lmao… i need u to Be cool..cuz snot has never been attractive
ME (10:25am) >> Um yeah snot aint never cute